About Us
Who are we ?
To be quite honest, sometimes even we don't know
A Few Words About
Our Team
Put your mind at rest knowing that a professional bunch of clowns are looking after your garden.
Donald Trump
Water feature expert
Elon Musk
Pick up driver
Chewbacca
Labourer
Borris Johnson
Turf Laying expert
Mr ?
Benefit cheat
Harold Shipman
First aider
Worldwide Shipping
We very much doubt it, we have problems delivering next door
Best Quality
Finnest quaility cheap knock offs
Best Offers
You're best off looking somewhere else
Secure Payments
Just let Mr ? take care of any financial arrangements.
We’re cheap as fuck ‘cos we’re on the sick
Here at The Bandana and the Bush we always feel we have a duty of care to all our customers